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 10:45 | 22/Aug/2008
Geeta saar ( OFFICE HUMOR )
Geeta saar ( OFFICE HUMOR )This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you .  Hey .......(Employee) ,Incentive nahi mila, Bura HuvaSalary cut rahi hai, Bura HuvaExtra shift hogi, who bhi bure hogi.Hey Arjuna,Tum pitchla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,Bus apni salary main santusta raho....Tumhari poc... more...
 16:02 | 20/Aug/2008
Ek Chidiya anek Chidiya
Hi All,I came across this very old DD animated video. So just thought sharing the lyrics it with u all guys. Lyrics:mmmm mmmm                                                                                                                                   hind desh… mmm huhu… hum sabhee…. ek hain… tara ra ra raaa bhashaa anek hainmmmm mmmm bhasha ane... more...
 12:21 | 22/Jul/2008
Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General m...
Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors!!!! An Interesting Story  - Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no  matter how funny it might seem! This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on.....A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:  'Th... more...
 13:06 | 13/May/2008
5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!! !
5 FACTS IN THE WORLD.....!! ! Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue . Fact 2 : After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....! Fact 4: Now you are laughing... bcoz you became a fool!!! Fact 5: You are going to forward this now coz you don't wanna be the only fool  ...  Cheers! more...
 13:57 | 8/Nov/2007
Cheeni Kum / Happy Diwali
I hope everyone of you had seen CHEENI KUM , if not then here is a chance of you all people to have the visual treat of it. WISHING EVERYONE HERE A VERY HAPPY, PROSPEROUS , SPARKLING, FRUITFUL DIWALI. DDHHHHHOOOMMMMMMMM!   more...
 18:10 | 24/Oct/2007
"Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"and the final three incidents are ....Third Place"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but myparents had g! one out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over fora romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard theteleph... more...
 10:35 | 9/Aug/2007
Really Cool Link!
This is a really cool link, click right now and check this out.!   http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/241628867     i m waiting eagerly for ur comments! more...
 18:21 | 10/Jul/2007
Isko bhi salary hike chahiye!!!
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labor.I work at great depths.I plunge head first into everything I do.I do not get weekends or holidays off.I work in a damp environment.I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.I am willing to work any shift.My work expose... more...
 20:54 | 5/May/2007
PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!
Once A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some waterin it.He held it up for all to see; asked the students, "How much do you think this glass weighs?'50gms!' ?....'100gms!' .....'125gms' ......the students answered.'I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up ... more...
 13:44 | 17/Apr/2007
“ HUM HINDUSTANI “
No hard feelings have fun “ HUM HINDUSTANI “     Bengali     One Bengali = poet.    Two Bengalis = a film society.    Three Bengalis = political party.    Four Bengalis = two political parties.     Bihari    One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.     Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.     Three Biharis = caste killing.     Four Biharis = entire literat... more...
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 Dr.Anil Verma | 18:33 | 21/Aug/2008
Friends: (810)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: wrighting, readin...
ADWANI KI AMARNATH YATRA KI TAYAARI
आडवाणì 8; जी की अमरनाê 1; यात्रì 6; की घोसणा RATH YATRA DECLAIRED BY ADWAANIजब लिया था राम नाम क...  more...
 Vijit Vivek | 12:45 | 3/Aug/2008
Friends: (727)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
Once upon a time......
Once upon a time.... There was a rich King who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for...  more...
 RAJNEESH CHH... | 10:55 | 15/Jan/2007
Friends: (133)  | City: Mumbai(Bombay)  | Interests: meditation and fr...
HUMANITY
What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway.My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. Af...  more...
 RAGHUPAT | 22:18 | 16/Aug/2008
Friends: (126)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: "I dare to dream"...
where there is love
~ Where There Is Love ~Where there is lovethe heart is lightwhere there is lovethe day is brightWhere there is lovethere is laughteras that of childrenin the joy of being togetherWhere there is lovethere is a songto right things thathave gone wrongWhere there is lovethere always a smileto get you through a daywhich makes all things worthwhileWhere ...  more...
 Namrata Sriv... | 00:50 | 22/Aug/2008
Friends: (299)  | City: Kanpur  | Interests: interested in alm...
Q. How do you feel, when after grilling you for 45 min in the  comprehensive  VIVA session, your panelists look at each other and make a remark like, "I think! We need to redesign our course curriculum"? Ans. You feel very happy, since, you have made them realise, how crappy their curriculum is... and how earnestly they need to modify it. :|  more...
 pooja verma | 12:31 | 5/Aug/2008
Friends: (36)  | City: sirohi  | Interests: philosophy,socity...
Expect we must
Expect nothing,Expect nothingSo many times wetell ourselves as well as others these words but do we realize that we nevercan become a person who expects nothing from anyone.We expect love, weexpect respect, we expect attention and lot more things…. The list is endless.We expect allpossible things from all the surrounding.When we feel hot weexpect r...  more...
 Noanee Kapadia | 14:04 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (524)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Indian Army,Himal...
My country can be better place.
"My country can be better place , clean ,green and beautiful" read Kiran Naiks blog .As he says I too do not litter on streets be it somthing small like bus or a cinema ticket , it goes in my pocket back home in garbage I am sure all cld do this .Also wherever I can on the treks ,I pick up the garbage  left behind by others and clean up the ground ...  more...
 Binu Abraham | 16:15 | 29/Jun/2008
Friends: (328)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Reading
5 Minutes for Poor
Welcome to 5 Minutes for PoorAre you willing to spare 5 minutes for the poorAre you willing to spare 5 minutes a day for the poor. If so, you can help hundreds of poor/orphan children with food, clothing & education. Most of us have good education and enjoy good food every day. But there are millions of children who are deprived of both good food a...  more...
 Neeraj Jain | 16:54 | 11/Jul/2008
Friends: (182)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: I am a profession...
Dismal state of Bollywood
What is happening in Bollywood?  I am unable to understand. What is happening to the film quality and the duration? Earlier, almost all the films used to be of 3 hrs duration or even more. Now all the films are being chopped off to earn big bucks in quick time. As a result, you have not even come to understanding the film and its characters when yo...  more...
 cute guy | 17:02 | 1/Feb/2008
Friends: (203)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: in making friends...
ittssssss luv
Immoral DesireI Know I Can't Have You,I Know It Is Impossible,Yet The Smile On Your Lips,Makes Me Wicked.I Look At You Once Again And  Burn With Desire,I Want To Scream At The Top Of My Voice ThatI Want You,I Need You,I Lust You.I Know You Lust for Me Too, Yet You Resist,Your Morals Restrain You,Forget Them My Love,Live With Me Today,The World Cou...  more...
 Thohe Pou | 16:42 | 6/Aug/2008
Friends: (866)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Reading philosoph...
NSUP Celebrates 28th Freshers' Day
NSUP FRESHER'S DAY REPORTNagas are well known for their good hospitality since British's colonization in Nagalim and this year too, the Naga Students Union, Pune (NSUP) shows their good hospitality to the new comers in the city by welcoming and celebrating 28th Freshers' Day on 2nd August 2008. This year many students from Nagaland University could...  more...
 Jissy Thomas | 13:44 | 15/Aug/2008
Friends: (118)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Looking at the po...
Are We Free?
Another Independence Day has come. Should we be happy or sad? Of course happy if we think of Independence Day just in terms of years. After all, 61 years of  free India isn't a small  achievement. Neither is the scientific development that has taken place during this time. But is this what is meant by freedom? We can call ourselves free only if eac...  more...
 S M | 22:48 | 20/May/2008
Friends: (196)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading, Writing,...
लेट्स ...
हे आई जस्ट सॉ दीस हिन्दी लेन्गुवे ;जि ओपशोन्न ओन दीस बोलोगु | ड&...  more...
 shivani narula | 23:01 | 18/Aug/2008
Friends: (144)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: READING
memories of you..
Memories of you…leave me blueAs I wake up from the deep slumber Moving my hand on the space besidesI can feel youBeneath my fingersWarmth of your love makingIn the bygone night stillBurns  deep within me When you held me closeThe wet lips holding mineSwollen with the sweetness of Your taste still lingering on the tips The reciprocation was intenseA...  more...
 richa bhagwat | 12:56 | 19/Jun/2007
Friends: (134)  | Interests: paintin
m coming home
  I wana go back homeTo d place I belongLong lasting memoriesThat I always carry with meI have moved too farFrom my home, d place I belongMy aims where big& my dreams where biggerFor me, then, my home seemed smallerSo I left my home, all aloneIt’s been a lonely journeyIn search of pleasures And lots of moneyMy hunger alas my greedHas bought me here...  more...
 manisha sharma | 11:43 | 22/Apr/2008
Friends: (432)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading,Listening...
How To Catch/Kill a LION
Newton 's Method Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.   Einstein Method Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.    Software Engineer Method Catch a cat ...  more...
 shabdika Sharma | 17:49 | 6/Jun/2008
Friends: (166)  | City: Amritsar  | Interests: music,reading,sin...
THNKS A LOT
Hi Friends!!!!!Once again here to share my feelings with u.First of all u want to inform u that my surgery is on coming tuesday as some necessary tests were to be performed.My dear brother Mahen's Blog and Love has brought me here to say sumthing to him and to all of u."MAHEN, i hav no words,when i read ur blog,it simply brought tears in my eyes,an...  more...
 L KINI | 09:59 | 28/Mar/2008
Friends: (906)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: Netsurfing,Nature...
18 things for successful LIFE
  On the left side is the ILLUSIONARY IMAGE       18 things to make LIFE successful  1. Pursue Achievable 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit   6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8. Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor 9. Forgive the...  more...
 Baldeo Pandey | 14:33 | 7/Aug/2008
Friends: (1221)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Trust ...
Never Alone
Inhaling aroma of her presence,Feeling her touch with cool breeze,With closed eyes,Peacefully accepting her existence….Tears start rolling on cheeks….Midnight,When entire world sleeps…She creeps in the life,Days of laughter,Day dreaming,Vanishing in one-another….Time strands for a while,Letting her memory to reflect on the canvas….Never alone,She,H...  more...
 Cju C | 19:46 | 14/Aug/2008
Friends: (124)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Eating & Dating
Happy Independence Day
Punjab for Fighting Bengal for Writing Kashmir for Beauty Maharashtra for Victory Karnataka for Silk Haryana for Milk Kerala for Brain UP for Grain Himachal for Apple Orissa for Temples MP for Triles Bihar for Minerals States for Unity INDIA FOR INTEGRITY  more...
 naina chopra | 14:09 | 10/Aug/2008
Friends: (85)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: music,reading quo...
???...............
“The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares .”    more...
 Seena Vincent | 07:03 | 21/Aug/2008
Friends: (1023)  | Interests: Internet Money
Learn Good English Online - Free
This is an abstract of blog post Online assistance for better vocabulary and language appeared on Free Online Dictionary Websites.Being a foreign student or professional, English language is a must for higher grades and better carrier.We have to deliver some extra efforts to master this language. Being an international language it is very easy to c...  more...
 Misty Bella | 16:26 | 23/Nov/2007
Friends: (35)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: SEEKING MY NEW SE...
Jab We Met
Jab We Met Never in my entire life had I felt such a strong urge to get away by myself somewhere, anywhere, far from the daily grind. I realized that I badly needed a break if I were to be able to function normally without the bitterness and the grouses. Something else that had been brewing up for a while, suddenly failed to materialize, and I felt...  more...
 anya dsouza | 12:09 | 26/Jul/2007
Friends: (58)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: I'm never less at...
Break on through to the other side
I’m back once again and hopefully I will be posting my often outdated and vague streams of thought more often. Two different individuals can co exist in what outwardly seems, to be one single innocuous human being. Two different sets of wants, of dreams, of likes and dislikes, of idiosyncrasies.  One of these two individual personas, was forward lo...  more...
 Vibhuti | 11:15 | 12/Aug/2008
Friends: (475)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
From within
If an egg is broken due to outside force-inside life ENDS but if it breaks from inside-Life BEGINS…gr8 thin…always begin from inside. Our soul is also like an egg…….it’s so delicate and sensitive that even a small remark of some1 hurt us and destroy the life in us. I was very shy and sensitive person, many time small comment, remarks or bad event m...  more...
 seema thakur | 03:56 | 29/May/2008
Friends: (62)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: travelling, liste...
just let me be the way i am
     Feelins were there for their own sakeFor wantin to be in a state Blissful as it may seemOblivious to the world outwardCocooned they wereIn their own nestBuilt upon faith n longing Desire with no name or identity A love that sought no refugeReciprocation not an ultimate reward!Togetherness was a strange wordFor it spelt a different meaninWholes...  more...
 Ash K | 00:16 | 9/Jun/2008
Friends: (101)  | City: --  | Interests: Reading, Food, Mo...
Book Review: Keep Off The Grass - By Kar...
The novel has an honest attempt - to make you laugh till your sides ache. The book is replete with humor, laughter and funny one-liners which keep you on the edgeto the last word read. Certainly this one tickles your funny bone. The novel's protagonist Samrat Ratan, son of second generation US immigrantschooses to leave hot shot investment banking,...  more...
 Chitra Venka... | 14:49 | 9/Aug/2007
Friends: (176)  | City: India  | Interests: Nature, philosoph...
Dreams
 Each one of us has been endowed with the innate capacity to dream. We begin dreaming very early in life as kids.  All of us recollect those times in ourchildhood, can’t we, when we dreamed of wanting to excel in our studies or ofhaving that special toy and when it did materialize, what was it that we felt? A feeling of joy, ecstasy? A dream come t...  more...
 A S | 21:53 | 23/Jun/2008
Friends: (466)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Food, Books, Movi...
Am off to Bangalore
Well folks, i am off to Bangalore tomorrow.  I take off at the unearthly hour of 7.50 a.m. which means that i have to leave my house at 6.30, while all of you'll are busy snoozing!! :(I will be in Bangalore all of this week.  (Come back on sat morning) and though i already have way too many outstation friends a few more can not hurt. :) so anyone w...  more...
 harman kaur | 11:58 | 9/Jul/2008
Friends: (57)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: painting,listente...
'suraj aur barsaat'
kale badal khelte the akaash par baras gaye the bhar bhar kar suraj ki chamak ke saath bheegaya humein kal   boondon ko cheerti aa rahi thi kirne mere pita ne ye kya roop dikhaya humein.   harman  more...
 Star Trekker | 12:47 | 16/Aug/2008
Friends: (370)  | City: space..the final frontier  | Interests: Dancing in the cl...
Mother to the Orphans
  I recently read a heart rending true story of Sindhu thayi in a local daily (sakshi).It looked like it was taken out of a tragedy movie but it did have a good ending. So here goes… Sindhu Thayi belonged to Wardha district of Maharashtra.She got married when she was just 10 years old. She went to reside in a village called Navargoan after marriage...  more...
 amiya lahiri | 08:11 | 3/Aug/2008
Friends: (325)  | City: Pune  | Interests: reading,surfing n...
T V SERIAL
  HINDI    SOAP    OPERA It is a common experience of everybody that if you visit some of your friends or relatives unannounced in the evening, you may find them glued to the TV daily serial. Its TRP rating is rather high. According to study, the ladies in general are crazier about it. I’m an exception. During the broadcast of these serials which p...  more...
 Shreya Roy | 16:54 | 20/Aug/2007
Friends: (141)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Friendship is the...
Celebration means......
Celebration means...... A winter evening.Four friends.One barsaat.Four glasses of chai.Celebration means......Hundred bucks of petrol.A rusty old bike.And an open road.Celebration means......3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs.1 internet messenger.Celebration means......Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakoras deep-frying.Neighbours dropping in.A p...  more...
 savita dutta | 00:30 | 22/Aug/2008
Friends: (492)  | City: nomansland  | Interests: at last I am ME.....
hands...... I see them move nimble flitting...caressiingcareening... over white thighs Stormy sighs follow.The dark and fair, the smooth and roughyou and I. The fingers spread fanning heat.Give me your palmso nice and warm.I lay my cheek rest my soul Tis a comforting hand.Come,cup my cheek feel the lashes unfurlinto the palm Calloused thumb. I groa...  more...
 Reema | 00:04 | 30/Jul/2008
Friends: (62)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Blogging, reading...
29/7
29 July is one of the good days for me....may be bcoz its my late granny's birthday.... or may be not.....but some how or the other its always been a good day....and many a times great....!!!!!!!!!!!Today is just the same....GREAT DAY...Day at office was quiet cool...not much work...relaxed kinda....reached home by 6:45 and got ready to leave by 7:...  more...
 Tania A | 22:38 | 14/Aug/2007
Friends: (76)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: songs, hills, tre...
Good girls r jus like this
hello everyone well m back after mnths!! nice to c u all here well today i jus wanted to post this pic its true n nice ciao tc  more...
 Dheeraj Khanna | 21:15 | 19/Aug/2007
Friends: (345)  | Interests: cricket, movies, ...
The Bourne Series...... download now!!
The Bourne Ultimatum has turn out to be huge this summer in Hollywood. So I thought, why not give a tribute to that great spy-master Robert Ludlum who created Bourne and made him a delicious character, an anti-thesis of James Bond.So I give you the The Bourne Trilogy. Now available for download.Go ahead, get ready for a thrilling ride.Downloand the...  more...
 Hreet Kaur | 02:07 | 11/Aug/2008
Friends: (171)  | City: Punjab  | Interests: still finding
One Donkey Please
Based on real life incident, names and placeschanged to protect privacy.Long time before Munna Bhai series wasreleased, long before most of the ilanders were born and ages before the birthof internet technology. There was a small Indian Air Force base located in asleepy town of undivided Uttar Pradesh.This incident is of mid 1960’s when cycle wasth...  more...
 Preetu nair | 15:07 | 30/Jun/2008
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ATTN: GERMAN SPECIAL POLICE ARREST NAZI ...
Around 20 Journalists in Goareceived this email from Perus Narkp. The email also had an attachmentgiving details of the arrest of the suspected Nazi war criminal.Is this one of the hoax in Indian Journalism?-------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- -------Perus Narkp Subject:    Subject:    ...  more...